flimsy excuses

TEACHER: Why didn't you study?
AKPOS: A year has 365 days for you to
study. After taking away 52 Sundays,
there are only 313 days left. There are
50 days in the summer that is way too
hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year,
that counts up to 122 days so now
we're left with 141 days. If we fooled
around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days
are gone, so we are left with 126 days.
We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year,
and we are left with 96 days in our
year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking
to friends and family, that takes away
15 days more and we are left with 81
days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year; hence you are
only left with 46 days. Taking off
approximately 40 days of holidays, you
are only left with 6 days.Say you are
sick for a minimum of 3 days; you're
left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2
days...You're left with 1 day. But that 1
day is your birthday. That's why I did
not study - Akpose freeborn

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